keithmorris: i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
unicornwhores: …and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.
thorhead: thorhead: I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that I can see them I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray they are really bad singers and I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M...
discocitronnade: one time when i was a freshman the last bell for the end of seventh period rang and as i was walking out of world geography there was this guy that was SO HAPPY AND EXCITED i guess because it was friday and he ran directly towards the window and he just JUMPED OUT he JUMPED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND WE WERE ON THE THIRD FLOOR everybody looked out the window to see if he was ok and...
me trying to read fanfiction
conversationparade: ‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’ ‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’ ‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’ ‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as
a poem about butts
galifianafuck: butts are great butts are nice let me slap your butt twice
happynstanceimaging: canwemakeout: tupacabra: i just searched portrait of overweight woman on log in forest and got this the internet has everything i tested this with “baby riding a banana” and this is the result google gave me I looked up “David Tennant on a Donkey”. Close enough.
buddhabob: quinnf4brays: lucyforpromqueen: quinnf4brays: there are animals called dikdiks pronounced.. dick-dicks? no pronounced xylophone
captainsandcastles: drewhhr: emilykicksbrass: collateralcameron: happyun-birthday: elasticitymudflap: laurakvstheworld: I honestly feel 100% better after watching this. safasf ierhr FUCK CALL LIFE ALERT guys ^^^Oh my god, when his hand goes up<33333 DEAD this is the best thing ever!!! I was sad…but I am no longer sad.
patkirch: imagine if you went to a restaurant and when they said “can i take your order” you just said “no” and walked out
80 years from now;
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
badnews-for-brainwork: If I’m not blogging tomorrow my family has murdered me OMG HAHAHAHHA
paging-doctorfaggot: so-adorabloodthirsty: qichi: http://www.supercook.com/ posting as a link because it’s literally the best website ever. you just tell it what ingredients you possess and it flings recipes at you! well there goes my dinner plans ^^hahaha oh my god
zombieinmybutt: wizcoylifa: what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns how high are you
alltheroads: wardos-: unecoquette: chasingpages: rt-hon-harry-koschei-saxon: suckmyphallus: attention everyone this is what a russian 404 page looks like I just jumped a foot in the air… what was that? Was NOT expecting that. I have lost control. This is the funniest thing in my world. oh my god I don’t know what I was expecting
matturday: we took alex’s cat for a walk
sherlockjumpedoffbartsand: waitingforthemadman: alcoholicgifts: kit-kat-o-graham: hermione-ganja: in-primary-colours: omfg the old womans voice. always reblog omg I’ve never seen the whole thing wot seriously I’ve been into Jaboodydubs way longer than you all have
hiddlesfiddleswithmyskittles: My neighbor just yelled to one of his buddies “How many ounces are in a quart?” His friend didnt know. I yelled down from my window “32 ounces!” and then hid. He looked around and then yelled out “Thank you female God!”