March 2012
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eat1dnotfood:
jaesama:
hotbabysitter:
Well… happy birthday Megan.
look at the kid eating the cake tho.
And Megan never ate birthday cake again..
February 2012
57 posts
sleepwalkerindreamersclothing:
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rydellk:
i accidentally printed my english paper onto iron-on paper so as to not waste money since iron-on paper is pretty expensive, i did the logical thing, and now i have a shirt with my opinion of julius caesar on it
true fashion
that that is fanfuckingtastic
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
shiggle:
HOW DID YOU FIT IN THERE
maytheodds:
If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate everything to orange.
I would give her orange flowers, I would give her orange love letters, I would say “Orange” instead of hello or love.
Then, if I had to break up with her, I would do it with an orange letter inside an orange.
Good luck writing a song about me now Taylor.
cause nothing rhymes with orange I GET IT
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When girls overdose on makeup...
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