eat1dnotfood: jaesama: hotbabysitter: Well… happy birthday Megan. look at the kid eating the cake tho. And Megan never ate birthday cake again..
sleepwalkerindreamersclothing: rydellk: rydellk: i accidentally printed my english paper onto iron-on paper so as to not waste money since iron-on paper is pretty expensive, i did the logical thing, and now i have a shirt with my opinion of julius caesar on it true fashion that that is fanfuckingtastic
simpledisneythings: Excuse me while I interrupt...
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
shiggle: HOW DID YOU FIT IN THERE
maytheodds: If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate everything to orange. I would give her orange flowers, I would give her orange love letters, I would say “Orange” instead of hello or love. Then, if I had to break up with her, I would do it with an orange letter inside an orange. Good luck writing a song about me now Taylor. cause nothing rhymes with orange I GET IT
When girls overdose on makeup...