Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

profoak:

"oops"

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pure-strange-hysteria:

I can help who’s next

pure-strange-hysteria:

I can help who’s next

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girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

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reallylameblog:

tastefullyoffensive:

And the winner of Most Unfortunate Name goes to…

Are you kidding I wish this was my name

reallylameblog:

tastefullyoffensive:

And the winner of Most Unfortunate Name goes to…

Are you kidding I wish this was my name